en honor a ......Metallica
Pues con la euforia generada por el concierto ....solo puedo postear este videin....
NOTA: por favor vean como empieza LARS ......es hermoso
:D
Nice quotes.....from nice movies....
Eurotrip (2004)
Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles! [laughs]
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.
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Mad Maynard: Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! I'm knackered.
Talladega Nights (2006)
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
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Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that. --------------------------------------------------------------
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
Snatch (2000)
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
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Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. --------------------------------------------------------------
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough. --------------------------------------------------------------
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?
Trainspotting (1996)
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal! --------------------------------------------------------------
Swanney: Ah, hard currency. Thank you, Sir. Can't be too careful these days. Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.
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Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. --------------------------------------------------------------
Begbie: [In Renton's head, under his bedsheets] Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? You sweat that shite out of your system. 'Cause if I come back and it's still here... I'll fucking kick it out. Okay?
24 Hour Party People (2002)
Tony Wilson: I'm a minor player in my own life story.
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Tony Wilson: And tonight something equally epoch-making is taking place. See? They're applauding the DJ. Not the music, not the musician, not the creator, but the medium. This is it. The birth of rave culture. The beatification of the beat. The dance age. This is the moment when even the white man starts dancing. Welcome to Manchester.
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Martin Hannett: Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again.
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Bez: Can I offer anybody like the best drug experience they ever had?
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Yvette: And what do you do?
Tony Wilson: How do you mean?
Yvette: You know, your job?
Tony Wilson: Well, I'm Tony Wilson.
Justin Lai
Justin Lai es una pintora estadounidense que en su ultimo trabajo se ha pintado teniendo relaciones sexuales con los presidentes de los estados unidos.
"In Join Or Die, I paint myself having sex with the Presidents of the United States in chronological order. I am interested in humanizing and demythologizing the Presidents by addressing their public legacies and private lives. "
Where the Wild Things are
Muchachos vayanle ahorrando para ver esta peliculita, dirigida por Spike Jonze, una adaptacion del libro " Where the wild Things Are " del autor Maurice Sendak.
Como ya lo quitaron de youtube por violacion de derechos ( a que persona se le ocurre quitarlo del lugar dnde mas gente lo ha visto ), les dejo el link de apple trailers: Where the wild Things Are
La pregunta del millon....
De que se disfrazo Harrison Ford en Halloween?
a) wookie
b) presidente de USA
c) Han Solo
d) Indyana Jones
e) Guisante
la respuesta aqui
via yonkis.com
" Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
You haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children "
idioteque_radiohead
SMN ..... para dar pena
"el apoyo a las fuerzas armadas ante todo".
Felipe Calderon
gracias brother, grcias a este tipo de entrenamiento nuestro CONSCRIPTOS con unos ineptos....
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